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danast
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wave  We're waiting TA!!!!!!!!   big_laugh

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Mon 3-Jan-11
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danast said:

wave  We're waiting TA!!!!!!!!   big_laugh


 

Oh No not the embroidered KNICKERS againdevilbig_laughbig_laughbig_laugheeek

sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside

Tue 4-Jan-11
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wink

I'll try that again!

Thu 6-Jan-11
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Neil
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embroidered KNICKERS?????? Should I do a forum search, or should I leave them alone??? smilebig_laughbig_laughsmile

Thu 6-Jan-11
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Oh, Neil, I don't think you'd be surprised at anything found on this forum, particularly on the 'sun-lounger'!

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Thu 6-Jan-11
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Ahem, Neil - let's just leave that subject OK?  embarassed

 

The things I can do in an admin way is - delete posts (usually accidentally), edit posts, move posts and things like that but I can't change post titles.


I'll try that again!

Thu 6-Jan-11
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I think the embroidered knickers is more intersting subject...pray enlighten us!

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Sat 8-Jan-11
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Oh, it's just one of those things that TA "let drop" on here a few months ago, Bob. big_laugh

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Sat 8-Jan-11
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Loose Elastic then

"NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"
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Sat 8-Jan-11
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whistle  surprised  big_laugh

I'll try that again!

Sat 8-Jan-11
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Neil said:

embroidered KNICKERS?????? Should I do a forum search, or should I leave them alone??? smilebig_laughbig_laughsmile


 

big_laugh I doubt even a forum search would bring enlightenment. Those posts are hidden deep in a thread far far away. tardis   Lets just say you had to be there.... wink

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Sat 8-Jan-11
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Neil
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Drat, I missed the one of the good ones. rolf

Sat 8-Jan-11
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wave  Certainly did.  Where did you get  that smiley?   It is brilliant.  big_laugh

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wave Sorry someone just emailed me this.  Couldn't resist sharing.   I hope you all understand the lingo!!!!!!

Mike and Jim were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Mike said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!".

 Jim says, "Me as weel. Y'ken, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel an' get a buzz. Ye gonnae try it?
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hootch and get completely smashed. The next morning Mike wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim.
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Jim says, "Hey, how dae ye feel this mornin'?"
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Mike says, "Brilliant! Whit aboot yersel'?"
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Jim says, "Ah feel great, tae. Dae ye hiv a sair heid?"
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Mike says, "Naw, that jet fuel is great stuff - nae hangover, nothin'.
> > We need tae drink this stuff insteed o' Smirnoff."
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"Aye! But there's just wan thing..."
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"Whit's that?"
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"Huv ye farted yet?"
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 "Naw..."
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"Well, DINNAE, 'cause ah'm in Dusseldorf !"

 

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Sat 8-Jan-11
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Not sure where I pinched it from.

 

I have more hiding on a external drive somewhere, will try and find them. 😀

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