Don't worry, you should see what they say about us !!! I am sure they can take it the same as we have too, but if you really are worried TA delete it.

typhoo said:

Following the acute water crisis in Ireland, Ministers have asked if the population could consider diluting their supply to make the resourses go further

I have just heard that they have closed lanes 7 & 8 in all the swimming pools

MANAGEMENT COURSE:-

A man enters the shower as his wife exits, the door bell rings. She wraps herself in a towel and goes downstairs . Opening the door she finds Bob her husbands mate, he pulls out a wad of cash and offers her £500 to drop the towel. The sight of all that cash is too tempting ,she drops the towel . Bob has a good look hands over £500 and leaves. On returning to the bathroom she tells her husband it was Bob, "Did he mention the £500 he owes me ?"

Lesson: If you share critical information about credit and risk in time you may be able to avert avoidable exposure.

Here endeth the first lesson.

MANAGEMENT COURSE 2.

A Turkey was talking to a Bull ,"I'd love to reach the top of that tree but I don't have the energy"

"Try nibbling my droppings "said the Bull "even with four stomachs I can't extract all the goodness"

The Turkey ate some and was able to fly to the lowest branch,next day the second branch ,after a week of this energy food the Turkey reached the top of the tree. He gobbled  with delight this alerted the farmer who promptly shot him.

Lesson:- Bullsh$t may get you to the top but it won't keep you there.

Here endeth the second lesson.  

A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, “Never mind son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part

A banker ,his bonus burning a hole in his pocket,bought a farm. He thought it would be nice to have some chickens,so he went to the hatchery and bought 100. The next week he returned and asked for another 100. "Expanding already ?" asked the salesman. "No" replied the banker  "the others all died ,I think I planted them too close ".