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Tue 11-Jan-11
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paperman
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Don't worry, you should see what they say about us !!! I am sure they can take it the same as we have too, but if you really are worried TA delete it.

I have reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me...

Tue 11-Jan-11
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Nah, it's too funny!  I had my tongue very firmly in my cheek when I posted that last comment.  big_laugh

I'll try that again!

Tue 11-Jan-11
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typhoo said:

Following the acute water crisis in Ireland, Ministers have asked if the population could consider diluting their supply to make the resourses go further wink


 

I have just heard that they have closed lanes 7 & 8 in all the swimming pools

I have reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me...

Tue 11-Jan-11
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big_laugh big_laugh big_laugh This creased me up so much I've just slid off my chair.  (No need to worry, no bones broken.  Where there's no sense there's no feeling.)

Gone crazy. Back soon.

Tue 11-Jan-11
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wave  Chris that is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time.  I just cannot stop laughing.  You have so cheered me up today.  big_laugh    welldone     star

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class

Tue 11-Jan-11
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Danuta it is good to laugh, glad we couold share it.

 

Psssss  I am though a bit worried about Heather - do you think she has been hitting the bottle ?

I have reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me...

Wed 12-Jan-11
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MANAGEMENT COURSE:-

A man enters the shower as his wife exits, the door bell rings. She wraps herself in a towel and goes downstairs . Opening the door she finds Bob her husbands mate, he pulls out a wad of cash and offers her £500 to drop the towel. The sight of all that cash is too tempting ,she drops the towel . Bob has a good look hands over £500 and leaves. On returning to the bathroom she tells her husband it was Bob, "Did he mention the £500 he owes me ?"

 

Lesson: If you share critical information about credit and risk in time you may be able to avert avoidable exposure.

 

Here endeth the first lesson.

 

 

 

 

Seed catalogues are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than the web and playboy combined . (after Michael Perry)

Wed 12-Jan-11
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Good one Seth!

I'll try that again!

Fri 14-Jan-11
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MANAGEMENT COURSE 2.

A Turkey was talking to a Bull ,"I'd love to reach the top of that tree but I don't have the energy"

"Try nibbling my droppings "said the Bull "even with four stomachs I can't extract all the goodness"

The Turkey ate some and was able to fly to the lowest branch,next day the second branch ,after a week of this energy food the Turkey reached the top of the tree. He gobbled  with delight this alerted the farmer who promptly shot him.

 

Lesson:- Bullsh$t may get you to the top but it won't keep you there.

 

Here endeth the second lesson.  

Seed catalogues are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than the web and playboy combined . (after Michael Perry)

Fri 14-Jan-11
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A BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT GROWING OLD:

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Bugger ..
I forgot what it was...


 Sound familiar what_the_heck

"NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"
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Fri 14-Jan-11
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"NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"
Your future self is watching you right now through memories

Fri 14-Jan-11
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First picture is very beautiful the second is rather funny but did Specsavers get no come back for that one?

I'll try that again!

Fri 14-Jan-11
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A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, œNever mind son, maybe next year you™ll get a speaking part

I have reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me...

Fri 14-Jan-11
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I'll try that again!

Sat 15-Jan-11
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A banker ,his bonus burning a hole in his pocket,bought a farm. He thought it would be nice to have some chickens,so he went to the hatchery and bought 100. The next week he returned and asked for another 100. "Expanding already ?" asked the salesman. "No" replied the banker  "the others all died ,I think I planted them too close ".

Seed catalogues are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than the web and playboy combined . (after Michael Perry)

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