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Tue 10-Nov-15
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Me too.....I'll be the one with the vodka  big_laugh

learning to love veg…..except celery :-O

Tue 10-Nov-15
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ok

I'll try that again!

Fri 20-Nov-15
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For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists:
 
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
 
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom.
 
I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.
 
I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.
 
And it works just like Facebook.  I already have four people following me:

 
Two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.

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Fri 20-Nov-15
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Why does that not surprise me ! lol

Fri 20-Nov-15
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I bet the psychiatrist gets to you first!

I'll try that again!

Wed 9-Dec-15
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A group of Scots were travelling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.

She showed the group a lively Hillside where many goats were grazing.

"These" she explained "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."

She then asked, "What do you do in Scotland with your old goats?"

An auld guy at the back answered, "They send us on frigging bus tours!

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Sun 20-Dec-15
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BE HONEST wink

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Sun 20-Dec-15
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Close my eyes and go back to sleep for another hour!  ponder

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Write a Memo to buy Pyjamas.laugh

Sun 20-Dec-15
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Thinking about it I'd need the loo.......but then I'd have to work out the logistics!

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Tue 5-Jan-16
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Who ya gonna call.............I did a selfie surprised

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Mon 29-Aug-16
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ooops......embarassed

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Sat 1-Sep-18
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Where are you Bobby, when we need some more jokes?

 

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"How do you spell 'Love'?" (Piglet). 

"You don't spell it, you feel it" (Pooh).

 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

Sun 2-Sep-18
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I haven't even seen him on Facebook for a long time!  

I'll try that again!

Sun 9-Sep-18
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I'm still about in spirit so here's my latest titter........

 

Er indoors came into the kitchen and said loudly

"Didn't you hear me falling down the stairs ?"

I replied..

"Sorry dear, I thought it was Eastenders starting!

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