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Yes - well...I have no idea what Eastenders sounds like...

I'll try that again!

Sun 9-Sep-18
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Toffeeapple said
Yes - well...I have no idea what Eastenders sounds like...  

A bit like er indoors falling down stairs dom dom domdomdom.....big_laugh

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Mon 10-Sep-18
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roll_eyes Boo boom tish!

I'll try that again!

Wed 12-Sep-18
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Oooh, ya ta ta tah!

Thu 13-Sep-18
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TA, have you, even accidentally, come across that dom dom dom, and knowing that is when to turn off the tv? brightsparklystuff

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"How do you spell 'Love'?" (Piglet). 

"You don't spell it, you feel it" (Pooh).

 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

Thu 13-Sep-18
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Erm, no - I don't have TV in my house.

I'll try that again!

Fri 14-Sep-18
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My mind is exceptionally quiet........

I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about!

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Fri 14-Sep-18
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smile   wave

"How do you spell 'Love'?" (Piglet). 

"You don't spell it, you feel it" (Pooh).

 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

Sat 15-Sep-18
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A Poem by Pam Ayres

I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are.
I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life;
It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake 
And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red and, when it goes to green,
It seems to know instinctively just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device 
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
 It fills me up with counseling, each journey's pretty fraught 
So why don't  I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now
and then, I could turn the bugger off.

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Sat 15-Sep-18
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I had forgotten that one, thanks for posting it.

I'll try that again!

Tue 18-Sep-18
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Thu 20-Sep-18
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This makes me laugh every time I listen to it, and it's good to laugh! (yes, if I want a good laugh, I listen again!)

 

Scottish Granny Laughing Reading Wonky Donkey

This granny trying to get through reading Wonky Donkey is hilarious 😂😂(Play with sound 🔊)

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"How do you spell 'Love'?" (Piglet). 

"You don't spell it, you feel it" (Pooh).

 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

Thu 20-Sep-18
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Love it...shared it   cheers

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DEEP THOUGHTS

If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

If poison expires is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day". (It actually does fall on a Tuesday)

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Some thought provoking statements there Bob, thank you for that.

I'll try that again!

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