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Sat 29-Sep-18
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I've just been banned from Weight Watchers for dropping a bag of Maltesers on the floor,

Best game of Hungry Hippos I've ever seen. 

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Sun 30-Sep-18
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La, I don't know what any of that means!  big_laugh

I'll try that again!

Mon 1-Oct-18
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Mon 1-Oct-18
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That obviously passed me by!

I'll try that again!

Wed 10-Oct-18
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I handed SWMBO her winter coat. "Are you taking me out?"she asked.
I replied "NO I'm off to the pub and I'm turning the heating off"!

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Thu 11-Oct-18
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Now then Bobby, you have put that under Joke of the Day but I get the feeling...    big_laughbig_laughbig_laugh

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Sun 11-Nov-18
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Living about a mile from the "Rendlesham Incident" this really appealed to my sense of humor.

 

IDEA FOR NEW PARENTS

1. Take a photo of a baby being pulled from a spacecraft in the forest.

2. Hide the photo in the loft for the child to find when he's 10.

 

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Sun 11-Nov-18
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The Rendlesham Incident passed me by...

I'll try that again!

Sun 11-Nov-18
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Toffeeapple said
The Rendlesham Incident passed me by...  

As we are on the edge of the North Sea and you's t'other side, the UFO didn't go anywhere near you TA devil

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Mon 12-Nov-18
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I am in the middle, not in the west but, anyway, was it not in the national news?

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Thu 29-Nov-18
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National news always passes me by TA 😉

 

I see that for a limited time Tesco are offering Turkey for £29........

Thats £300 cheaper than Thomas Cook big_laugh

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Thu 29-Nov-18
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big_laughbig_laughbig_laugh

I'll try that again!

Sun 9-Dec-18
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CHRISTMAS TIP FOR PARENTS

Wrap empty boxes and place under the tree.

Every time your child acts up

THROW ONE ON THE FIRE!

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Sun 9-Dec-18
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I have no child, no tree and no fire - what shall I do?!  confused

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Sun 9-Dec-18
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Same as I do (cept I have the fire)...Relax and be thankful for small mercies big_laugh

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