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7:27 pm
Sun 29-May-11
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Hattie
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I have always enjoyed the wit & fun of these little poems & I suddenly thought I bet you forumites might know some good ones or even compose one or two for our entertainment.
Here's one to start with…..
Quoth a comely young lady from Norway
As she hung by her heels in a doorway,
"Although I'm proficient
In arts concupiscent
Thank God, I've discovered one more way."
I think it was collected (or written) by Ray Allen Billington
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Those who cannot forgive others break the bridge over which they themselves must pass. Confucius
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7:32 pm
Sun 29-May-11
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Toffeeapple
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 Shocked I am, shocked!
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7:49 pm
Sun 29-May-11
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Hattie
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If it really shock you TA I will delete it……. ?
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Those who cannot forgive others break the bridge over which they themselves must pass. Confucius
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8:34 pm
Sun 29-May-11
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SumpRat
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A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was paradichloro
Diphenyltrichloroethane.
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A smile a day keeps the psychiatrist away.
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6:42 am
Mon 30-May-11
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Toffeeapple
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Hattie, don't worry, I was joking!
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7:52 am
Mon 30-May-11
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seth
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The limericks I know are so crude,
In fact they're decidedly rude,
So won't play this game,
thanks all the same,
Don't want to be thought of as lewd.
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I don't suffer from insanity,I enjoy it.
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