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Sun 16-May-10
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MOS
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Hi danny

Can you help me i have recently made a new acquaintance who describes herself as a moderartix Confused (no names no pack drill)but ime a little shy to ask what this meansEmbarassed. does this mean she is a really nice lady who hardly ever swearsWink, or is it something to do with the shipping forecast, (moderating more slowly from the east). or possibly that she only wears knee high boots and has a fur lined riding crop ,i am mystified and a little curious. if we could keep this just between us as i don't know her that well yet yours .MOS Cheers

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sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside

Sun 16-May-10
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MOS said:

 or possibly that she only wears knee high boots and has a fur lined riding crop ,i am mystified and a little curious. if we could keep this just between us as i don't know her that well yet yours .MOS Cheers

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And rides a broomstick!  Toffeeapple

I'll try that again!

Sun 16-May-10
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cool is it like harry potters or a proper one with spiders in it MOS xx

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Sun 16-May-10
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A proper one of course, as befits my great age.  Complete with thatch and spiders. Big_LaughToffeeapple

I'll try that again!

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with great age comes great wisdom ,and with great wisdom the ability to inspire others to great things ,

(that wasent mi dad he wasent that deep).

but you are doin ok with the inspiring so far,  i love some of your one liners MOS xx

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Sun 16-May-10
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Big_Laugh Big_Laugh

MOS, Toffeapple is great. Mum to us on here, and can weild her cattle prodder without bias, to the good (me) the bad and the ugly (all the rest).

You skate on thin ice, and the risks could be painful. But God loves a trier.

You are on you own!

Howsoever, you do have these forum tools at your disposal:

Tardis - for a quick retreat. You may end up in Didcot, but you could do worse Cool

Wine - the lady does enjoy some veritas in her afternoon beverage

Sorry and Peace = standard male mechanisms

Big_Hug is nice and Smooch indicates acceptance

Rose is a first gambit but need a bit of this Magic too

Sloe_Gin and I_am_Hungry but never Medicine

You Devil !!!

Never knowingly underfed

Mon 17-May-10
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Well, that has started my day with a giggle, thank you gentlemen. Big_Hug

I'll try that again!

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Hi TA.

I for one think that's what its all aboutSmile,if you get your day off to a good start with a giggle it usually just gets better Wink, and if it has to get worse at least you had a bit of fun early on to carry you throughBig_Hug. hope yours just get better and better.  MOS x

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MOS, Toffeapple is great. Mum to us on here, and can weild her cattle prodder without bias, to the good (me) the bad and the ugly (all the rest).

Ive been wanting to sat that too. Big_Laugh

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Roll_Eyes 

I'll try that again!

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Well mutley if you dont ask you dont know Wink.and if you do ask you might get a thick ear Embarassed, but i think TA is a lady who can take a joke with the best of themBig_Hug , if not ime in the Tardis didcot or not Laugh,i dont think she is a Toffeeapple at all i think she ia aStar she just maintains the myth to frighten us mere MEN.I_am_Hungry

and i know where gaffer has hiden the cherry genoa cake  !!!!.

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I certainly can take a joke MOS, I wouldn't have got through life without that ability.  And thank you for your kind words, they make me feel good. Star

I'll try that again!

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MOS said:

 i think she ia aStar she just maintains the myth to frighten us mere MEN.I_am_Hungry


Keep it up, TA, we have to stand firm, and united.  Whistle

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Danny said:

Big_Laugh Big_Laugh

to the good (me) the bad and the ugly (all the rest).


Surprised - didn't know you cared, Danny.  Whistle  Magic

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