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Wed 5-May-10
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Danny said:

Good effort, BS. But keep searching for the Borg, please. Your Dr Who efforts are immensely successful.

Um is defo zappers. And I can see a resemblance to TA in between them. Monster  Magic

We will suffer for this but, for once, I am completely blameless.  Big_Laugh Big_Laugh Big_Laugh

Let's access our escape mechanism . . . NOW!  Tardis


Okay Boss, is this one any good?

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Wed 5-May-10
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How about a powerful Jedi Master - Yoda ?

Would he be of assistance to you?

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Wed 5-May-10
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Excellent he is!

( 13 again BS - always seems to be when I am following you on a thread - spooky!!! )

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Thu 6-May-10
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danast said:Excellent he is! ( 13 again BS - always seems to be when I am following you on a thread - spooky!!! )


Yep, weird that - more 13's than any other number - is there a message in that, d'you think?

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That is OH's nickname for me!  I've no idea why.Confused

I'll try that again!

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which one, TA?

Yoda (must look it up but it sounds TA-ish)

Jedi master (why?)

I prefer Mutley's one (TACAPRO - ToffeeApple's Cattle PROdder Whistle )

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He calls me Yoda, I think it's the way I screw my face up when I laugh.  But I'm not sure.  I think we should leave Mutley out of this, he always causes trouble! Big_Laugh

I'll try that again!

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Danny said:

Jedi master (why?)


Cos he's cute!

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Well, so am I !!

But TA's OH does not call her Danny. Big_Hug

Probably just as well. Devil Roll_Eyes

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True - on all counts!

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What about that Borg emoticon - no good? (I think it's too small, and not obvious enough) - but then, what do I know ...... I asked my son what this character is about, and his response:

They 'assimilate' beings into their collective - they have one consciousness, and infect beings with nanites which turn parts of the body into a machine.
They pursue 'perfection' and the destruction of imperfect beings.

Ah, I knew I shouldn't have asked him ...... Whistle

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Intellictalism, BS. Frown

Try him on "langoustine" and tell him it is a new porridge. Big_Laugh

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brightspark said:

What about that Borg emoticon - no good? (I think it's too small, and not obvious enough) - but then, what do I know ...... I asked my son what this character is about, and his response:

They 'assimilate' beings into their collective - they have one consciousness, and infect beings with nanites which turn parts of the body into a machine.
They pursue 'perfection' and the destruction of imperfect beings.

Ah, I knew I shouldn't have asked him ...... Whistle


A very concise description of the Borg.   WellDone    Your son is obviously a man of character BS!   Anyone who knows what the borg are like are all right in my book.     Whistle 

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Danny said:

Intellictalism, BS. Frown

Try him on "langoustine" and tell him it is a new porridge. Big_Laugh


Sounds like you may have eaten at The Fat Duck, at Bray (isn't that Heston Blumenthal's place?).

You may have the wrong shellfish - isn't it snail porridge that he's made?

..... what a thought ........ Eeek

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Found it big_laugh but not Toffeeapless frown i have no pictures about cry as new members should be allowed in as well. anyone still got pictures about eeekbig_laughbig_laughbig_laugh

i laghted my head off after findind this post but need to see pictures again.

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