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Wed 5-May-10
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Danny said:

Good effort, BS. But keep searching for the Borg, please. Your Dr Who efforts are immensely successful.

Um is defo zappers. And I can see a resemblance to TA in between them. Monster  Magic

We will suffer for this but, for once, I am completely blameless.  Big_Laugh Big_Laugh Big_Laugh

Let's access our escape mechanism . . . NOW!  Tardis


Okay Boss, is this one any good?

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Wed 5-May-10
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How about a powerful Jedi Master - Yoda ?

Would he be of assistance to you?

"How do you spell 'Love'?" (Piglet). 

"You don't spell it, you feel it" (Pooh).

 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

Wed 5-May-10
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Excellent he is!

( 13 again BS - always seems to be when I am following you on a thread - spooky!!! )

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danast said:Excellent he is! ( 13 again BS - always seems to be when I am following you on a thread - spooky!!! )


Yep, weird that - more 13's than any other number - is there a message in that, d'you think?

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 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

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That is OH's nickname for me!  I've no idea why.Confused

I'll try that again!

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which one, TA?

Yoda (must look it up but it sounds TA-ish)

Jedi master (why?)

I prefer Mutley's one (TACAPRO - ToffeeApple's Cattle PROdder Whistle )

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He calls me Yoda, I think it's the way I screw my face up when I laugh.  But I'm not sure.  I think we should leave Mutley out of this, he always causes trouble! Big_Laugh

I'll try that again!

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Danny said:

Jedi master (why?)


Cos he's cute!

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 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

Fri 7-May-10
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Well, so am I !!

But TA's OH does not call her Danny. Big_Hug

Probably just as well. Devil Roll_Eyes

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True - on all counts!

Whistle

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What about that Borg emoticon - no good? (I think it's too small, and not obvious enough) - but then, what do I know ...... I asked my son what this character is about, and his response:

They 'assimilate' beings into their collective - they have one consciousness, and infect beings with nanites which turn parts of the body into a machine.
They pursue 'perfection' and the destruction of imperfect beings.

Ah, I knew I shouldn't have asked him ...... Whistle

"How do you spell 'Love'?" (Piglet). 

"You don't spell it, you feel it" (Pooh).

 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

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Intellictalism, BS. Frown

Try him on "langoustine" and tell him it is a new porridge. Big_Laugh

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brightspark said:

What about that Borg emoticon - no good? (I think it's too small, and not obvious enough) - but then, what do I know ...... I asked my son what this character is about, and his response:

They 'assimilate' beings into their collective - they have one consciousness, and infect beings with nanites which turn parts of the body into a machine.
They pursue 'perfection' and the destruction of imperfect beings.

Ah, I knew I shouldn't have asked him ...... Whistle


A very concise description of the Borg.   WellDone    Your son is obviously a man of character BS!   Anyone who knows what the borg are like are all right in my book.     Whistle 

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Danny said:

Intellictalism, BS. Frown

Try him on "langoustine" and tell him it is a new porridge. Big_Laugh


Sounds like you may have eaten at The Fat Duck, at Bray (isn't that Heston Blumenthal's place?).

You may have the wrong shellfish - isn't it snail porridge that he's made?

..... what a thought ........ Eeek

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 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

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Found it big_laugh but not Toffeeapless frown i have no pictures about cry as new members should be allowed in as well. anyone still got pictures about eeekbig_laughbig_laughbig_laugh

i laghted my head off after findind this post but need to see pictures again.

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