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4:32 pm Thu 22-Jul-10
| Danny
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Danuta is about to add a sig line to her profile. I cannot wait to see it! The tension is overwhelming.
So I though we could assist the creative process for her.
here are some suggestions:
Do not call the police. I am just having a wee lie-down
Och aye, tis a bonny wee country I come from
Pay attention, class. Ooops – I regressed there for a moment
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4:42 pm Thu 22-Jul-10
| danast
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Noo Danny a wee Scots lass canna rush these things ye ken.
I was toying with the idea of " I'm not overweight, I'm undertall," but I have gone off that idea.
Your suggestions are, now how shall I put this? tempting? eh no, likely? eh no. But you have given me an idea which I think might do to start with. I see people sometimes change them. This could be fun. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly.
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Old teachers never die, they just lose their class
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5:30 pm Thu 22-Jul-10
| brightspark
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Danuta – how about vertically challenged …….?

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"I tried to contain myself, but I escaped."
Gina Birch
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6:49 pm Thu 22-Jul-10
| Toffeeapple
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BS, I think quite a few of us here could lay claim to that one! 
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9:01 pm Thu 22-Jul-10
| Danny
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BS, for one who is so Sparkly Bright you have to do better than that
No. Physical comments are best left to the discretion of the subject (!) herself.
Here we have an opportunity to praise (or comment on) both the subject's stereotypical national characteristics and her publicly admitted (on this forum) foibles (if any, he said, and stopped digging the hole deeper. Temporarily.).
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12:24 am Fri 23-Jul-10
| brightspark
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I wouldn't dream of upsetting Danuta – and she knows that! – but she did say undertall, which prompted that suggestion!
Danuta.
How about:
A witty saying proves nothing – Voltaire
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest – Benjamin Franklin
Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality – Beatrix Potter
Is that sparkly bright enough, guv ? 

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9:40 am Fri 23-Jul-10
| Danny
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brightspark said:
I wouldn't dream of upsetting Danuta – and she knows that! – but she did say undertall, which prompted that suggestion!
Of course not, BS. I don't think anybody thought that.
Now I regret ever starting this topic

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9:42 am Fri 23-Jul-10
| mutley
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Paranoia is a state of mind..or is it.
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9:55 am Fri 23-Jul-10
| Rae Mond
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How about
"Unthinking obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth" Albert Einstein.
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10:20 am Fri 23-Jul-10
| danast
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Well that settles it for this week. And thanks for the suggestions. I do like the Beatrix Potter one, might try that at a later date.
Danny, BS and I know each other well enough and I did start the discussion!!!!!!!!!!!! And don't be daft, I am glad you started the thread.
AND NOW, HOW ABOUT ONE FOR THE BRIGHTSPARKLY ONE 
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10:27 am Fri 23-Jul-10
| Danny
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"Old teachers never die, they just lose their class"
Brilliant! 
Well worth the wait, Danuta 
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11:52 am Fri 23-Jul-10
| Rae Mond
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4:46 pm Fri 23-Jul-10
| Toffeeapple
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Well done Danuta, very subtle. 
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7:03 pm Fri 23-Jul-10
| mutley
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8:24 pm Fri 23-Jul-10
| Danny
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Mutley, yours and Danuta's are the one that made me laugh the most when I first saw them.
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