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Suggestions for Danuta's sig line
Thu 22-Jul-10
4:32 pm
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Danny
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Danuta is about to add a sig line to her profile. I cannot wait to see it! The tension is overwhelming.

So I though we could assist the creative process for her.

here are some suggestions:

Do not call the police. I am just having a wee lie-down

Och aye, tis a bonny wee country I come from

Pay attention, class. Ooops - I regressed there for a moment

 

Never knowingly underfed

Thu 22-Jul-10
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wave  Noo Danny a wee Scots lass canna rush these things ye ken.roll_eyes  

 I was toying with the idea of  " I'm not overweight, I'm undertall,"  but I have gone off that idea.

 

Your suggestions are, now how shall I put this?   tempting?  eh no,  likely?  eh no.  But you have given me an idea which  I think might  do to start with.  I see people sometimes change them.  This could be fun.  Sometimes serious, sometimes silly.  

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class

Thu 22-Jul-10
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Danuta - how about vertically challenged .......?

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Just make your absence felt"
Thu 22-Jul-10
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BS, I think quite a few of us here could lay claim to that one!  big_laugh

I'll try that again!

Thu 22-Jul-10
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BS, for one who is so Sparkly Bright brightsparklystuff  you have to do better than that big_laugh 

No. Physical comments are best left to the discretion of the subject (!) herself.

Here we have an opportunity to praise (or comment on) both the subject's stereotypical national characteristics and her publicly admitted (on this forum) foibles (if any, he said, and stopped digging the hole deeper. Temporarily.).

 

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Fri 23-Jul-10
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I wouldn't dream of upsetting Danuta - and she knows that! - but she did say undertall, which prompted that suggestion!

sorry Danuta.

 

How about:

A witty saying proves nothing - Voltaire

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest - Benjamin Franklin

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality - Beatrix Potter

 

Is that sparkly bright enough, guv ?   tardis   runaway

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Fri 23-Jul-10
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brightspark said:

I wouldn't dream of upsetting Danuta - and she knows that! - but she did say undertall, which prompted that suggestion! 


 

Of course not, BS. I don't think anybody thought that.

Now I regret ever starting this topic embarassed

sorry

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Fri 23-Jul-10
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Paranoia is a state of mind..or is it.

Fri 23-Jul-10
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How about

 

"Unthinking obedience to authority is the greatest enemy of truth" Albert Einstein.

Intolerance will not be tolerated.

Fri 23-Jul-10
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wave Well that settles it for this week.  And thanks for the suggestions.  I do like the Beatrix Potter one, might try that at a later date.  

Danny, BS and I know each other well enough and I did start the discussion!!!!!!!!!!!!  And don't be daft,   I am glad you started the thread.

 

AND NOW, HOW ABOUT ONE FOR THE BRIGHTSPARKLY ONE   brightsparklystuff     brightsparklystuff

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class

Fri 23-Jul-10
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"Old teachers never die, they just lose their class"

Brilliant! cheers

Well worth the wait, Danuta big_hug

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Fri 23-Jul-10
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Love it!

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Fri 23-Jul-10
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Well done Danuta, very subtle.  welldone  star

I'll try that again!

Fri 23-Jul-10
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sounds the best so far.

Fri 23-Jul-10
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Mutley, yours and Danuta's are the one that made me laugh the most when I first saw them.

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