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Thought this one up while getting Dressed, perhaps People would like to add their own.

There was a  young Lady from Troon

who swallowed a baby Bassoon,

The Doctor, he said,

you could well be dead,

but it's playing a beautiful Tune!laugh

Fri 1-Aug-14
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There was a young Lady from Leeds,

who swallowed a Packet of Seeds, she said"

I'm not sure, if there's any cure,

but I cannot sit down

for the Weedswave

Wed 18-Mar-15
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A Father of Twins, Mr Dun

named Edward for each Baby Son,

when asked why, he said

well, I've always read

that two Eds, are better than one.laugh

Tue 14-Jul-15
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Thor the thunder god

Rode out one day on his favorite FILLY

"I'm THOR he cried

The horse replied

"You forgot your THADDLE THILLY"

"NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"
Your future self is watching you right now through memories

Tue 14-Jul-15
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Ha Ha! Bobby, nice one.

Fri 17-Jul-15
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The  Rain, it Raineth on the Just,

and on the unjust Fella,

but , it Raineth more upon the Just,

cos, the unjust's pinched

the Just's Umbrella!laugh

Thu 30-Jul-15
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There was a young lad from Bombay,
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He was pinned to the tiller,
By a sex starved gorilla

 

And China's a bloody long way!runaway

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Fri 31-Jul-15
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you are naughty! come  here for a Slap!laugh

Tue 4-Aug-15
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"Slap" Thank you mistress can I have another? big_laugh

Hey diddle diddle
The cat did a tiddle
All over the kitchen floor

The little dog laughed
To see such fun
So the cat did a little bit more.

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Wed 5-Aug-15
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Will you walk a little faster, said the Whiting

to the Snail

there's a Porpoise close behind us,

and he's treading on my Tail,

see, how eagerly the Turtles, and the Lobsters,

all advance,

they are waiting on the Shingle,

shall we go and join the Dance?.

Tue 8-Sep-15
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A letter to a friend

 

Just a line to say I'm living, that I'm not amongst the dead.

Though I'm getting more forgetful and mixed up in my head.

 

I've got used to Arthritis, to my dentures I'm resigned.

I can cope with my bifocals, but Ye Gods I miss my mind.

 

Sometimes I can't remember when I'm standing by the stairs

Should I be going up for something or have I just come down.

 

And before the fridge so often my mind is full of doubt.

Have I put some food away or have I come to take some out.

 

If it’s not my time to write my dear, I hope you won’t get sore

I may think that I have written and don’t want to be a bore.

 

So remember, I do love you and wish that you lived near

But now it’s time to post this and say goodbye my dear.

 

I stand beside the post box and my face is getting red

Because instead of posting this to you I've opened it instead.

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Tue 8-Sep-15
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wave Oh I just love that one Bobby!  ( At least I think I do!!! big_laugh  big_laugh  )

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class

Wed 9-Sep-15
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So  flipping true. lol. x

Sat 19-Sep-15
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A Prayer For The Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they maybe connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% effort at work.

12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

Help me to remember when I’m having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, that it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 28 muscles to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack them in the mouth.

"NEVER RIDE FASTER THAN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL CAN FLY"
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Made me chuckle ... laugh

"How do you spell 'Love'?" (Piglet). 

"You don't spell it, you feel it" (Pooh).

 'A hug,' said Pooh 'is always the right size!' 

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