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SandyC
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Ultimate recipe.........

1 lonely place

1 small seat

4 hands...well squeezed

2 ozs moonlight

1lb kisses

2 ozs resistance

1 oz resistance

1 oz hesitation

Mix well together and serve in a dark place.

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You forgot an important recipe detail, Sandy:

Casseroled: done slowly for 4 hours Laugh

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Eeek

I'll try that again!

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Danny said:

You forgot an important recipe detail, Sandy:

Casseroled: done slowly for 4 hours Laugh


 

......... what, till wrinkly ?????

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brightspark said:

Danny said:

You forgot an important recipe detail, Sandy:

Casseroled: done slowly for 4 hours Laugh


 
......... what, till wrinkly ?????

 

OH danny only 4 hours surely a lady deserves longer than that , a gentleman always makes sure the lady is simmered to perfection and jently seasoned before serving. the starter of cucumber fingers and sour cream dip should take at least an hour ,the main course should be cool enough to eat with your fingers and the strawberies and cream should definately be savoured for a looooonnnng time and thats well before you serve the  coffee and brandy by candle light

or am i just an old softie xx

 

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Wave  You old smoothie you, MOS  Big_Hug

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MOS said:

brightspark said:

Danny said:

You forgot an important recipe detail, Sandy:

Casseroled: done slowly for 4 hours Laugh


 
......... what, till wrinkly ?????

 
OH danny only 4 hours surely a lady deserves longer than that , a gentleman always makes sure the lady is simmered to perfection and jently seasoned before serving. the starter of cucumber fingers and sour cream dip should take at least an hour ,the main course should be cool enough to eat with your fingers and the strawberies and cream should definately be savoured for a looooonnnng time and thats well before you serve the  coffee and brandy by candle light

or am i just an old softie xx

 


 My sort of man...how many of you to the poundBig_LaughBig_Laugh  and where have you been ....inverted and yet again or couldn't undo the locks and got sal bound and gagged...and swimming for her dear life while she got petted by the observers while wearing that viz vest...it'll all come back to haunt youBig_LaughBig_Laugh

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it always comes back to haunt me but thats ok. i like flashbacks ,i took the wife to the restaurant where we held our wedding reception last night we go there sometimes and have a romantic meal ,just because its soooo nice its a huge old mannor house in the middle of nowhere all stone walls and oak panneling ,it looks like the sort of place that would be toooo stuck up to bother with but just the oposite,the staff are fantastic the matre dee is briliant and remembers all the regulares and greets new customers like new friends  he gave us a new waiter last night so we pulled his leg a bit but he handled it well and we had a good laugh later (he will fit in well) ,but the best part of the experience is the cheff we have been eating there for years and never had a duffer he is gooood (my misses is a trained cheff and she is well chuffed with his ideas )they sometimes sound a bit strange but they realy work MOS.xx

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Mos said

it always comes back to haunt me but thats ok. i like flashbacks ,

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It's the premonitions you have to worry about¦flashbacks are OK just so long as they don't come after a night on the houch¦when you get glimmers of what you really got up to¦.well done on the romance ¦would I know the restaurant?¦remember it was my stamping ground.I_am_Hungry

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Hi ep you mite know it it is weston hall tuther side of stafford just down the road from the show ground ,it was derilict for years and stood empty then it was rebuilt and turned into a hotel and restaurant ,my eldest had his wedding there and i had my second wedding there it realy is worth the ride ,and just down the road in salt (only about 1/2 mile is the holly bush ),brilliant meals ,steak and kidney pudding with suet pastry ,home made and huge ,and their greek lamb is to die for .ime giving all my secrets away wont be able to get in if the secret gets out, i am a romantic old sod ,i buy things for her indoors on impulse usualy sexy shoes or classy dresses ,usualy i get it rite ,sometimes spectacularly wrong ,but i do try , just found a jaque vert long  silk lace coat with embroidery and sequins  black and sparkly with a bit of green so should be safe bet (green )always goes down well with mii lovley ,we will see soon. dident give it to her this time cus i found some realy nice red puckered leather stileto ancle boots and couldent wait so they were first .dont want to overdo it all at once ,us blokes have a reputation to uphold so will have to wait a week or two before i give her the coat OH HUM, MOS. xx

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Crikey MOS, you are a romantic aren't you?  May I send OH up for a few lessons please?  I think it might take a lot more than a few...Frown

I'll try that again!

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send him up i will knock him into shape ,unless we get onto motorbikes ,then its into the workshop and yell !!! for tea and bikkies ,there are upsides to being a soppy old sod. she looks after me and i show my appreciation, and i go off boating occasionally (or often depending on your point of view) but all in all we get through with a laugh and a cuddle MOS.xx

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Toffeeapple said:

Crikey MOS, you are a romantic aren't you?  May I send OH up for a few lessons please?  I think it might take a lot more than a few...Frown


 

Refer him to the above recipe !!

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Crikey, MOS, you are brave. Buying yer lass articles of clothing?

Tried it twice and mucked up both times.

e.g. "but this is a size 16 and I am a size 14 Angry "

I quit. Wasn't even ahead when I quit. I admire your ability and success.

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