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Thu 29-Oct-09
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mutley
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meet up im in and ill have to thumb it. if we could do it some were we could put up a tent ect would be good . If its some ones field we could chip in ect .  would love too meet you all and a sertail person could help me writh my life story as have done some things you see on films as some one here could help lots and help my jade's future as i don't need the money don't get me wrong i have none but need to secure my girls future done some crazy stuff in my life time . after 19 home less you learn how to get buy ,never begged borred or stole nor drugs or drink ok i have a smoke now and then but it don't make you a bad person. the down side to weed for me is i go on a cleaning frenzey i dont lie eather so with me you get whot you see . spend more time here than my own site but that's down too good people hear. all the best nigel/mutley o and jade .

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Crikey Mutley, I wonder how many we'd have to cater for?

I'll try that again!

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Lol not me but saying that would help to cook and wash up but then all would or kick but lol if passing my place please call in YOUY HUMBLE SERVERNT  LOL LOL NOT ME  yes i would . nig/mutley.

Thu 29-Oct-09
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We have a field, unfortunately could be a little far away and at the moment my hubby is calling it the everglades as we even have springs at the top of the field at the moment - how does that work?

Sat 31-Oct-09
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Joanna - we may have to look up EasyJet and Ryanair flights to Latvia. We are calling your bluff !!

Tell Ian to drain the Everglades.

(only joking Wink )

Mutley, I love the idea but I have a sneaking suspicion that many of the contributors on this site have not put up a tent for years (if ever). If we win the Lottery, then the party will be in a 5 star hotel and we will invite you all, pay your air fares and bar bills.

I think there is very good chance that nobody will ever to be able to call my bluff on that one. What are the chances of winning the Lottery? something like 14 million to one? Or is it 40 million to one?

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First you have to buy a ticket!!!!!!!!!!

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Ryanair and Air baltic to Latvia, Easyjet stopped flying here from England.

Don't you fancy ice skating on the Everglades then Danny? Ian did say the crocodiles are a bit slow when it is -25C (not that it is that cold yet)

Mon 2-Nov-09
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JoannaS said: ice skating on the Everglades


Lawdy, what a thought Miss Scarlett! Wink

I'll try that again!

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Toffeeaple, I bag the Inaugural Everglades Ice Skating In Latvia first dance with you - we can break the ice for the event, so to speak Laugh Throw a few shapes and impress the natives Wink

Joanna, I think that your environmental treasures are safe from the marauding hordes that frequent this forum (at least in 2009).

Suky - that is the punch line from one of my favourite jokes. It's a Jewish one, but any offended parties may freely retaliate by relating an Irish one!

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Isaac prays hard, night upon night: "Lord, please may I win the Lottery"

He goes on for months: "Lord, if you love your son, Isaac, please may he win the Lottery"

Eventually, one night Isaac becomes exasperated: "Lord, I have obeyed all your laws, have prayed to you morning, noon and night since I was a small boy - have asked for nothing until now. Why will you not grant my earnest request and allow me to win the Lottery?"

And an equally exasperated voice was heard from the heavens: "Isaac, my son, please meet me half way and buy a lottery ticket"

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Oh yes!  It's been a long time but I was pretty nifty on ice in 1971-72.  Richmond and Queen's Skating rinks...Smile even have my own skates still, with fairy bells on!Laugh

I'll try that again!

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LOL, Danny.  I know that one as a blonde joke!  My DD got her 1st proper job in retail by telling the manager that she (DD) was blonde and had major 'blonde moments'! 

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Toffeeapple - invitation rescinded forthwith. I cannot allow myself to be partnered by anybody who is likely to show me up! Frown

My, you have a fascinating hostory. Skating, Sweden, Finland , meatballs for breakfast. . . and we are only just getting below the veneer Cool

Suky, don't get me started on blonde jokes, or any jokes for that matter. I had a reputation in my younger days as an inveterate teller of corny jokes. And I never managed to shake off that shameful tag Cry

BTW - I am lost here - what does DD mean? I would guess from the context that it may mean Dear Daughter? Rather than something from the Gossard catalogue?

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Fascinating?  Me? I think not, I just took opportunities when they arised.  My daughter is so proud of me for being deported.  Don't ask. It was from Europe.  And anyway, you'd have to hold me up nowadays so don't be demoralised.Wink

Need sleep now, good night everyone.  Sleep well.

I'll try that again!

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DD - dear daughter, DS -son, DH or OH-husband or other half.  You can tell I spend way too much time in various forums!    There is also DM, DDOH, SIL, BF and so on but I will leave you to ponder those Cool

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