Every Saturday, Fiona and I will pick the comment that either amused us most or was a great contribution or appealed for some reason. No rules. Just our whim.
Saturday 26-Sep-09
The winner is . . . . . . . Suky
I made raspberry and blackberry vodkas for the first time this year.
And it's all this site's fault!!!!!!!! I don't even drink
Nice one Suky!
Never knowingly underfed
We could not decide which of these was the best so we award two Winners this week:
. . and the Award for Greatest Benefit To All Of Humankind goes to . . . . . KateUK for this gem:
Always lick out the preserving saucepan thoroughly before washing it up. Likewise the saucer on which you have tested the jam for setting. And the lovely new jam funnel. And the spoon.
This guarantees quality control.
The Naughty Chortle Of The Week goes to . . . David for this entry in his hugely enjoyable Uxbridge English Dictionary thread
Parsnip – vasectomy
Never knowingly underfed
We have forgotten this awards thread for the past few weeks, so we will pick a few of the best comments and include them here over the next few days.
This one from Toffeeapple definitely wins the smart a$$ comment of the month
fn said:
I love living here. The cottage is very calming but sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I took the Devon road.
You'd probably have a different accent.
Never knowingly underfed
Hot contender this week must be KateUK's hilarious and perfect definition of a sexpigeon
Never knowingly underfed
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