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5:38 pm
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Wed 12-May-10
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Hi danny
Can you help me i have recently made a new acquaintance who describes herself as a moderartix 
(no names no pack drill)but ime a little shy to ask what this means
. does this mean she is a really nice lady who hardly ever swears
, or is it something to do with the shipping forecast, (moderating more slowly from the east). or possibly that she only wears knee high boots and has a fur lined riding crop ,i am mystified and a little curious. if we could keep this just between us as i don't know her that well yet yours .MOS 
sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside
5:54 pm
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Tue 22-Sep-09
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MOS said:
or possibly that she only wears knee high boots and has a fur lined riding crop ,i am mystified and a little curious. if we could keep this just between us as i don't know her that well yet yours .MOS
And rides a broomstick! 
I'll try that again!
6:01 pm
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cool is it like harry potters or a proper one with spiders in it MOS xx
sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside
6:15 pm
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Tue 22-Sep-09
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A proper one of course, as befits my great age. Complete with thatch and spiders. 
I'll try that again!
6:53 pm
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Wed 12-May-10
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with great age comes great wisdom ,and with great wisdom the ability to inspire others to great things ,
(that wasent mi dad he wasent that deep).
but you are doin ok with the inspiring so far, i love some of your one liners MOS xx
sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside
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MOS, Toffeapple is great. Mum to us on here, and can weild her cattle prodder without bias, to the good (me) the bad and the ugly (all the rest).
You skate on thin ice, and the risks could be painful. But God loves a trier.
You are on you own!
Howsoever, you do have these forum tools at your disposal:
- for a quick retreat. You may end up in Didcot, but you could do worse 
- the lady does enjoy some veritas in her afternoon beverage
and 
= standard male mechanisms
is nice and 
indicates acceptance
is a first gambit but need a bit of this 
too
and 
but never 
You 
!!!
Never knowingly underfed
10:53 am
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Tue 22-Sep-09
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Well, that has started my day with a giggle, thank you gentlemen.
I'll try that again!
1:01 pm
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Wed 12-May-10
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Hi TA.
I for one think that's what its all about
,if you get your day off to a good start with a giggle it usually just gets better , and if it has to get worse at least you had a bit of fun early on to carry you through. hope yours just get better and better. MOS x
sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside
1:54 pm
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Sat 10-Oct-09
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MOS, Toffeapple is great. Mum to us on here, and can weild her cattle prodder without bias, to the good (me) the bad and the ugly (all the rest).
Ive been wanting to sat that too.
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Never knowingly underfed
3:38 pm
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Tue 22-Sep-09
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I'll try that again!
5:01 pm
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Well mutley if you dont ask you dont know .and if you do ask you might get a thick ear , but i think TA is a lady who can take a joke with the best of them , if not ime in the didcot or not 
,i dont think she is a at all i think she ia a
she just maintains the myth to frighten us mere MEN.
and i know where gaffer has hiden the cherry genoa cake !!!!.
sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside
6:24 pm
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Tue 22-Sep-09
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I certainly can take a joke MOS, I wouldn't have got through life without that ability. And thank you for your kind words, they make me feel good.
I'll try that again!
6:28 pm
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Wed 30-Dec-09
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MOS said:
i think she ia a
she just maintains the myth to frighten us mere MEN.
Keep it up, TA, we have to stand firm, and united. 
6:31 pm
Supreme Being
Wed 30-Dec-09
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Danny said:
to the good (me) the bad and the ugly (all the rest).
- didn't know you cared, Danny.
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