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Say it with doodars
Wed 4-Aug-10
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brightspark
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Danny said:

Goodness me. That was a brilliant decoding, brightsparklystuff  Val. star welldone

You would have been co-opted into Bletchley Park 70 years ago  big_laugh 

 


 How old d'yer think I am, then?  eeek

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Wed 4-Aug-10
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brightspark said:

 

How old d'yer think I am, then?  eeek
 

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Oo Val, don't tell him!  whistle

I'll try that again!

Wed 4-Aug-10
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I learned early on in my youth that if a man inadvertently allows a conversation with a lady to end up with "How old do you think I am?" - then the bloke is a rat trapped in an alley with 100 foot high walls.

No way out.

Annihilation is inevitable. dalek

i must spend some thime on this thread later on.

Never knowingly underfed

Wed 4-Aug-10
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Too late Danny put your head between your legs and say goodbye to your gentleman vegetables.

not even Muttly could talk his way out of this onerunawayrunawayrunaway

sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside

Thu 5-Aug-10
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Toffeeapple said:

Oh heck, this is going to take way too much concentration...frown


 

Agreed, I can't get my head around it this morning as I have lots to do on the cooking front and only a combination microwave and a slow cooker to do them in, they turned our gas off last night for repairs just after a friend left - we might have either been left mid meal or just got it cooked in time if we hadn't have been chatting roll_eyes

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Thu 5-Aug-10
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mutley said:

runaway dog cat magic i_am_hungry 


 

run after dogs and cats they are magic for dinner devilbig_laugh

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Thu 5-Aug-10
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Get runnng dogs and cats cus I am hungry....

 

monster10 pint and 9rose, i_am_hungry,8 smooch, 7kissyell/steam/eeek,6star, 5welldone,4 ok,3embarassed,2heartbreakrunawayrunaway, 1angrySWMBO...OOOpeace    sorrysorrysorry

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the monster has drunk my pint and my romantic dinner and coffee will have to wait till my kissing cousin has yelled at the kettle for frightening mel gibson after a sound performance with ok reviews,wich embarrased him and broke his heart so he ran away to his wife who gave him a bit of love and said she would make them very sorry indeeddevil

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wave That is just brilliant MOS  big_laugh big_laugh big_laugh

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Close enough....just a bit of fun...big_hug

 

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MOS, you have a talent for this.

Let me have a go at Elsa's one:

Aaargh! The story of my love life. Ten times when totally inebriated. Nine flings, then a bite at McDonalds, eight slobbery (yuck) attempts to kiss me, only six got anywhere near, five had the clap, four were maybe OK, three had brewer's droop, two broke my heart, one was already married and she found out. I promise I will never do that again

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wave  That's a brilliant interpretation too.    big_laugh big_laugh big_laugh   Is it all true?  whistle whistle whistle

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Sat 7-Aug-10
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danast said:

wave  That's a brilliant interpretation too.    big_laugh big_laugh big_laugh   Is it all true?  whistle whistle whistle


 

Probably Danast...we shall just have to wait until it comes out in paperback....whistlewhistle.

 

Danny....even I'm surprised by that chain of events....big_laughbig_laugh

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