Noo Danny a wee Scots lass canna rush these things ye ken.  

 I was toying with the idea of  " I'm not overweight, I'm undertall,"  but I have gone off that idea.

Your suggestions are, now how shall I put this?   tempting?  eh no,  likely?  eh no.  But you have given me an idea which  I think might  do to start with.  I see people sometimes change them.  This could be fun.  Sometimes serious, sometimes silly.  

I wouldn't dream of upsetting Danuta - and she knows that! - but she did say undertall, which prompted that suggestion!

 Danuta.

How about:

A witty saying proves nothing - Voltaire

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest - Benjamin Franklin

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality - Beatrix Potter

Is that sparkly bright enough, guv ?     

 Well that settles it for this week.  And thanks for the suggestions.  I do like the Beatrix Potter one, might try that at a later date.  

Danny, BS and I know each other well enough and I did start the discussion!!!!!!!!!!!!  And don't be daft,   I am glad you started the thread.

AND NOW, HOW ABOUT ONE FOR THE BRIGHTSPARKLY ONE