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Wed 23-Mar-11
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Crikey, who re-found this thread? surprised

I'll try that again!

Wed 23-Mar-11
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Sorry, TA, I did - last night Kate had a little giggle about frozen parsnips, and I remembered the 'joke' from a while back, so I went a-searching, and found this thread!

Piccalilli - to take a flower

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Thu 24-Mar-11
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Jamaica...no, it was her decision.....

Who lives long sees much : The diary of my life in Bulgaria

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Elbow - Spanish archer

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Thu 24-Mar-11
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Hamstring - underwear for pigs

(Danny, I'm not sure if anyone wants to play this game ......... it's only ep and me !!)

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Thu 24-Mar-11
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But it is fun reading them, just too done out on Danish to think of anything witty

Thu 24-Mar-11
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At least someone appreciates it !!! Thanks Joanna! ok

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I'm finding them very amusing, and do want to join in, but can't think of any.

Thu 24-Mar-11
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Impale - alcoholic beverage for a small goblin

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amorous - woken with a hammer

I have reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me...

Thu 24-Mar-11
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Anthem " others

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Hamstring - underwear for pigs

(Danny, I'm not sure if anyone wants to play this game ......... it's only ep and me !!)


 

Well done, BS welldone - as Janet said, I love them but I just can't think of any !! doh

Keep them coming, folks. I loved this thread that started up at the beginning of the forum.

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Okay then, just a couple more:

Zulu - animal park toilet

Copper Nitrate - Shift work pay scale for police officers

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big_laugh big_laugh

Go on, BS, admit it. You have a book of these beside your computer, dontya brightsparklystuff

Brilliant!

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Not tellin' wink

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