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Danuta - that is NOT one of my vices ! 

Even one of these ...   medicine ...........  big_laugh   big_laugh

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wave  Deranged then?    ( are we still friends???????    big_laugh   big_laugh  )

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brightspark said:

Danuta - that is NOT one of my vices ! 

Even one of these ...   medicine ...........  big_laugh   big_laugh


 

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wave  Deranged then?    ( are we still friends???????    big_laugh   big_laugh  )


 

Excuse me miss.....I think these two are highjacking another thread....big_laughbig_laugh

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Excuse me miss.....I think these two are highjacking another thread....big_laughbig_laugh


 Oooooh, snitch - and teacher's pet!   big_laugh   big_laugh  

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Excuse me miss.....I think these two are highjacking another thread....big_laughbig_laugh


 Oooooh, snitch - and teacher's pet!   big_laugh   big_laugh  
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Listen closely...I need all the Brownie points that I can get......I'm the bad girl...remember...big_laughbig_laugh

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ep said:

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ep said:

Excuse me miss.....I think these two are highjacking another thread....big_laughbig_laugh


 Oooooh, snitch - and teacher's pet!   big_laugh   big_laugh  
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Listen closely...I need all the Brownie points that I can get......I'm the bad girl...remember...big_laughbig_laugh


 

its not brownie points ,you need its tesco points ,so you can buy a cattle prod for midnight cowhearding devilwhistlerunaway

sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside

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its not brownie points ,you need its tesco points ,so you can buy a cattle prod for midnight cowhearding devilwhistlerunaway


 He's back......I've electrified the fence ......slung a cable over a pylon...will that do?????big_laughbig_laugh

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ep said:

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its not brownie points ,you need its tesco points ,so you can buy a cattle prod for midnight cowhearding devilwhistlerunaway


 He's back......I've electrified the fence ......slung a cable over a pylon...will that do?????big_laughbig_laugh


 

if you can put a socket on the end if the cable you could switch the porch light on to make sure you dont fall over the cow as you bumble about in your dreamy meanderings in the wee small hours whistlekiss

sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside

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MOS said:

ep said:

MOS said:

 
its not brownie points ,you need its tesco points ,so you can buy a cattle prod for midnight cowhearding devilwhistlerunaway


 He's back......I've electrified the fence ......slung a cable over a pylon...will that do?????big_laughbig_laugh


 
if you can put a socket on the end if the cable you could switch the porch light on to make sure you dont fall over the cow as you bumble about in your dreamy meanderings in the wee small hours whistlekiss


 

In my wee small hours there's not a cow between me and the inside loo without it's got a key.  As for the electrified fence, I've invited the neighbours round on Sunday for a barbeque, I'm bound to have caught a cow by then with my new fangled contraption,  I don't expect them to say thank you, it will be one of theirs anyway...so they can say thank you to each other and the one that owns it will just have to put up with it and smile.....

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