MOS dough very useful  stopped a draught in my brick karsi as well,I save the beetles for eccles cakes saves all the bother of chargrilling wood lice . Tried centipedes dipped in marmite last night tickley twiglets went quite well with my smashed monkey sarnie (Ladies it's corn beef ,never be the same again will it ?) takes a little while and a few before they drown.

1. head above parapet ,all clear,removes tin hat ,sits on it now. Once upon a time a czeck oligarch returned to his home village in the forest to meet his first grandchild.Peacefully sitting in the sun nursing the child he was attacked by 2 bears one of whom snatched the child and swallowed it whole !  The old man got up and rushed to find the forest ranger and together they set off in on the trail of the bears.After a short time they came across the bears asleep in a clearing,"That's the one,that's the one"said the old man pointing to the bigger boy bear.The ranger raised his gun, BANG ,the surviving bear woke up and fled into the forest. You've shot  the wrong one shouted the old an.The ranger strode across the  clearing pulled out his knife split open the bear put his hand inside  and retrieved the still sleeping child. "But how did you know that the baby was in the girl when I told you it was in the boy"? 'Well' said the ranger 'I'm a country man and learnt years ago never to believe anyone who tells you that the czeck is in the male!.'