Been lurking awhile but decided that males are poorly served in this coven,thought I'd be safe fromas live below sea level but have seen evidence that she could wittle a snorkle.Also realised that as a
originated in Holland it will work at low level
(still perhaps she's busy embroidering welsh dragons on her knickers ). Need a recipe for sticky biscuit dough to fix to my fly swatter for DIY garibaldies.
. Glad to be here if you'll have me . Roy.
Seed catalogues are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than the web and playboy combined . (after Michael Perry)
Hi Seth
thank god for another bloke, we are knee deep in shoppin lists and handbags here,
the few of us that survive around the edges of this amazon jungle of girlyness welcome you with open arms
(well we would if we could put the bloomin washing basket down )
my favourite recipe for garibaldi (or more accurately sticky brown stuff) dough is
2 parts finishing plaster
1 part Portland cement
2 cups used engine oil
and dandruff to taste
they taste bloody AWFULL !! and you break your teeth regularly BUT nobody pinches them !!
great idea about flies in there i use beetle's but they are a bit crunchy
come back soon we need backup
ps bring your own mug and we will put another nail in the shed wall
welcome brother, sit a while and kick off your shoes ,(but put them on the rack or the comes out )
TTFN MOS (you dont get kisses yr a bloke )
OH alright just one x
Naaaah i take it back cant kiss blokes its icccky x-x =
sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside
Knee deep in handbags????? I'm out of here, or would be but your exagerating MOS . Welcome Seth, I think you will survive on here with a good dose of humour
MOS dough very useful stopped a draught in my brick karsi as well,I save the beetles for eccles cakes saves all the bother of chargrilling wood lice . Tried centipedes dipped in marmite last night tickley twiglets went quite well with my smashed monkey sarnie (Ladies it's corn beef ,never be the same again will it ?) takes a little while and a few
before they drown.
Seed catalogues are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than the web and playboy combined . (after Michael Perry)
seth said:
MOS dough very useful stopped a draught in my brick karsi as well,I save the beetles for eccles cakes saves all the bother of chargrilling wood lice
. Tried centipedes dipped in marmite last night tickley twiglets went quite well with my smashed monkey sarnie (Ladies it's corn beef ,never be the same again will it ?) takes a little while and a few
before they drown.
just tried the centipeeds !! bloody horrible ,i don't like MARMITE.
like the sound of smashed monkey
corned beef and red sauce is known as blood and thunder here (for obvious reasons)
glad yr karsi if draught proofed ,and just in time for those winter winds ,you never know where they come from but know just where they go to mite just crochet myself a pair of long-johns with attached hard hat for those longer articles ,
i tried chargrilling woodlice but they kept walking off the grill
and on a seriouse note they taste like shrimps yummi !! MOS.
sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside
Seed catalogues are responsible for more unfulfilled fantasies than the web and playboy combined . (after Michael Perry)
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