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Salutations from Seth.
Fri 17-Sep-10
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Ray and Helle
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Like it, a mans jokesmile

 

Talking about bags, my wife is Danish but a true Anglophile. She absolutely worships Tesco,  I rue the day she discovered these straw ecological shopping bags from Tesco with ladybirds stamped all over it. Whenever I go out of the door I get one of these things stuffed in my hand with orders to buy this or that. 

Sorry, but these things were not designed with men in mind, I feel like a right twerp walking around with this thing blowing around in the wind, I have taken to hiding it behind the postbox and retrieving it again when i get back to the apartment. If i am shopping I leave it in the car, then wheel the cart over to the car and pack the bloody thing in privacy.

I agree with the ecological principle, but it is just a little...feminineroll_eyes

You talking to me?

Fri 17-Sep-10
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Forgot to say hi Sethcheers

You talking to me?

Fri 17-Sep-10
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Ray and Helle said:

Like it, a mans jokesmile

 


 Sorry read that 'a man's a joke' and I thought that's going to meet with complaints from some of the men on this forum and there could be some interesting comments from the women.  Ah well, should have gone to Specksavers....I'll book another appointment, that's twice today....big_laughbig_laughbig_laugh

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Elsa, have you been introduced to Joanna? doh

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Ray - I know exactly what you mean. If Tesco had any sense, they would introduce a similar range but with some other motif, like a bolt of lightning, or a hammer, or Pamela Anderson laugh

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Ray and Helle said:

Like it, a mans jokesmile

 

Talking about bags, my wife is Danish but a true Anglophile. She absolutely worships Tesco,  I rue the day she discovered these straw ecological shopping bags from Tesco with ladybirds stamped all over it. Whenever I go out of the door I get one of these things stuffed in my hand with orders to buy this or that. 

Sorry, but these things were not designed with men in mind, I feel like a right twerp walking around with this thing blowing around in the wind, I have taken to hiding it behind the postbox and retrieving it again when i get back to the apartment. If i am shopping I leave it in the car, then wheel the cart over to the car and pack the bloody thing in privacy.

I agree with the ecological principle, but it is just a little...feminineroll_eyes


 

Wouldn't have thought they would have noticed in Copenhagen tongue

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Danny said:

Elsa, have you been introduced to Joanna? doh

big_laugh big_laugh devil 


 

roll_eyes Is all I have to say tongue

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Hi Seth

 

You're as nutty as a fruit cake.  Welcome.

 

Gone crazy. Back soon.

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Who me ,no it's all the others.devil

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Don't let him fool you Heather, he's related to MOS and Mutley I think!

I'll try that again!

Mon 20-Sep-10
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your competition Heather only know sod can we have 4 letter ones please I'd be much better ,had a rehearsal this morning with a gravity propelled brick and foot.whistle. Ta's watching runaway

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Toffeeapple said:

Don't let him fool you Heather, he's related to MOS and Mutley I think!


I think they really all live in the one house and spend the day thinking up ways to bamboozle us.

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wave I'm sure you've hit the nail on the head there Danuta! 

I'll try that again!

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Well they have succeeded cheers

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TWERNT ARD  fer me an arr SETH ,,,,,,,sorry that stranger as wot i aint never met afore ,big_laugh

MUTTLY put the kettle on Seth wants a cuppa whistle

wouldent that be just your worst nightmare devil

MOS xx

sit down with a cupa and the urge will subside

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JoannaS said:

Ray and Helle said:

Like it, a mans jokesmile

 

Talking about bags, my wife is Danish


 

Wouldn't have thought they would have noticed in Copenhagen tongue


 HI RAY thats one hell of an opening line

are you still in one piece devilbig_laughbig_laughbig_laugh

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