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Happy New Year


I want 2010 to be full of laughter. So we’re celebrating the New Year with a competition. Anyone can enter and there’s no limit of the amount of entries per household. All you have to do is name the late arrivals to the Chef’s and Gardener’s Ball – do you remember this on ‘I’m Sorry I haven’t a Clue?’

Play the clip above for some inspiration. The competition will close on Twelfth Night – January 6th 2010. And the winner will receive a battered paperback copy of The Nonsense Books of Edward Lear bought and signed by me in 1968. At 42 years old it’s alsmost an antique.

Happy new year everyone – let’s hope it’s a good one.

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22 Comments so far

  1. Danny on January 1st, 2010

    Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Aflyinmysoup and their son Waiter-Theres

    Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Postbin and their smelly son, Com

    Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Worm and their hyperactive little daughter Wriggly

    Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs To and their juicy daughter Toma

    I could go on and on and on :-)

  2. danast on January 1st, 2010

    Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Tunnel and their hot little daughter Poly

  3. Helen on January 1st, 2010

    Will you please welcome Mr & Mrs Lightweeding and their slim daughter Bitta

  4. brightsprite on January 1st, 2010

    Will you please welcome Mr & Mrs Tonpleese and their rather large son, Piley

  5. Toffeeapple on January 1st, 2010

    Too funny! Happy New Year to you both, may the blog and the forum go from strength to strength!

  6. ChickPea on January 1st, 2010

    What a party ! The New Year will certainly start with goodwill and good cheer after time with this assembly. I would like to introduce…..

    …….Mr and Mrs G. Age, their daughters Reine G. and Wynd G. and their son, home from his travels for the holidays, Mr Miles Age….

    Madame Le Rol, and her daughter, Cassie….

    Mr and Mrs Were, and their son and daughter Law n Moe……

    and here, too, Lord and Lady Otto, and their son Rhys.

  7. Danny on January 1st, 2010

    Brilliant efforts all !!

    Chickpea – by introducing Lord and Lady Otto, you have broadened our horizons :-)

    Please stand and raise your glasses to Baron and Baroness Falk and their sharp young daughter Nifeand

    Please charge your glasses and raise a toast to Duke Pick and his comely young consort, Toot

    Please welcome Signora Lizer and her fiancé Ferti

  8. Mary on January 1st, 2010

    You lot are batty! A Very Happy New Year to you all, and hope the coming Year will bring lots of luck and good times

  9. ChickPea on January 1st, 2010

    I think they are queuing up round the corner – here’s another unexpected surprise – Cousins Si L. and Greegn G. and Aunt Dot Age as well !

    Happy New Year !

  10. casalba on January 2nd, 2010

    The Panner family have joined us together with their son Tony.

    All the way from China, please welcome Mr & Mrs Ling with their small daughter Weeny.

    Please toast Mr & Mrs Talliot and their daughter Elly.

    Just entering the Cottage Smallholder’s Garden are Mr & Mrs Jar and their son Dino.

  11. Accidental Mick on January 2nd, 2010

    Please welcome Mr and Mrs Garden with their son Herb and their daughter Rose.

  12. Angie on January 2nd, 2010

    Adding an international flavour to the gathering are Sahib & Mem Sahib Mati with their son Bas

  13. brightsprite on January 5th, 2010

    Let me introduce Monsieur et Madame De Lion and their weedy son, Dan
    and their friends
    Monsieur et Madame Fiture, with fruity daughter Con
    Lord and Lady Inia, with their locust-loving son Rob

  14. brightsprite on January 5th, 2010

    Please welcome Emperor Neaster, and his son Coto
    Senor & Senora Villea and son Bougan
    Mr & Mrs Hock (hic!) and daughter Holly

  15. brightsprite on January 5th, 2010

    Danny & Fiona – I’m just trying to resurrect your challenge, as it ends tomorrow ……

  16. Danny on January 5th, 2010

    Thanks, brightsprite!
    Please welcome Lord and Lady Ing, and their tiresome triplets, Digg, Harrow and Weed
    Please welcome Mr and Mrs Ulent and their rarely-welcomed sons, Flat and Vir
    (think the latter is slightly off topic!)

  17. brightsprite on January 5th, 2010

    Some latecomers have arrived all in one coach!
    Mr & Mrs Knutt and daughter Hazel
    Mr & Mrs O’Trope and daughter Heli
    Mr & Mrs Ryllis and daughter Ama
    Mr & Mrs Greek and son Fenu
    Mr & Mrs Line and son Cordy
    Mr & Mrs Ander with daughter Cori
    Mr & Mrs Perdew with son Pep
    Mr & Mrs Aves with son Bayle
    Mr & Mrs Anthemum with son Chrys

  18. brightsprite on January 6th, 2010

    This one is for you Danny:
    Mr & Mrs Kipper with son Craster (too easy!)

    As it is getting late, the tail-enders are arriving:
    (Blind) Lady Herds-Pye with her dog Shep
    Mr (call me Chicken) Seur with son Chas
    Mr & Mrs La with son Nigel
    Mr S Pudding with daughter Eve
    Mr & Mrs E’n'dine with daughter Win
    Mr R Green with daughter Eve
    and finally from the East End, Mr & Mrs Leekie with their son Cocka

  19. brightsprite on January 6th, 2010

    That’s it from me.
    Ciao!

  20. fn on January 8th, 2010

    Thank you everyone who joined in this competition. I was really impressed with the high standard of all the entries and spent many happy hours giggling at them :)

    Fiona

  21. brightsprite on January 10th, 2010

    Hello peeps – I’m wearing my resurrection badge again!!!!!
    Can’t resist …..
    Poor (Blind) Lady Herds-Pye and her dog Shep were quite lonely, so it was very lucky that her friend (also blind) Mr Ted Dick and his faithful dog, Spot, arrived, accompanied by their companions, Mr Tard with his naughty son, little Cus.

  22. fn on January 11th, 2010

    Hello Brightsprite

    You’ve got me giggling again :)

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